One of the lamest excuses that you can give someone for not entering a commited relationship with “them” is the fact that you just ended a relationship with “someone else”.  I mean seriously what the fuck she got to do with me..? Nothing not a damn thing !!

This popped in my head about an hour ago after I dropped my glass of hot cocoa on the floor.Yeah, like I say get dick and get dumb. Well in my case get dick and get fucking clumsy. I’ve been dropping shit and I fell twice this week. LOL. It’s a good thing I’m still kinda young.

Now, as I was saying your last relationship is not over if it conflicts with present and future relationships. That’s why I waited four years . . to start fucking some one new duh !! People they really something else.  Strangely though I’m cool with some one saying yo let’s just fuck !! I’m a big girl I can dig it.

I’m the kind of girl that likes to test drive before I “rent”.  I got to know if the bedroom action is something I can deal with for a while or if I need to keep it moving. Now brothers on the other hand just say they don’t want to commit when they want to have a different girl for each day.

There are also some other benefits that go along with supposedly putting a chick on hold. LMAO. The last time I was put on hold was when I was 15 tyring to be “Luckies” main chick. But other than that naw . . . Ladies the key to not being put on hold is to keep dating, seeing, fucking other people.

I absolutely refuse to be put on hold WTF  . .please

Now that I’ve got that out the way it’s saturday at 6oo am in the morning and I’m making a booty call announcement. My booty call days are Friday nights, Saturdays, and Sundays !! Holla if you young, sexy, clean, d/d free and well hung. No Smokers !! Must be in the Chi.

(um I guess I’m just venting not sure where this came from)